May your week be short and your weekend be long...or vice versa. Your pick.
Here's why I'd like my week to be short:
1) The washer won't spin = repair bill.
2) I lost a contact lens.
3) I got caught in road repair traffic on my way to work. I had to do a u-turn in the middle of the road and take an alternate route to get there in time for my appointment.
4) Tried to call a friend using the speed dial on my cell phone, only to find that somehow all...yes, all...my speed dial numbers had been erased.
5) Tweaked my low back and now I can sit or I can walk. Bending and getting up and down? Not so much.
And that my friends was Monday. The first four were before noon. (Well, the washer stopped this weekend, but I had to call and get a repair order started on Monday morning.)
So, you can have it your way, but if the rest of the week is like Monday? I'm sticking with the original.