A rabbi, a Lutheran pastor, and a Zen monk walk into a bar. "Hey, what is this--some kind of joke?" the bartender asks.Ode Magazine 8/09
I really shouldn't do this, but I can't resist:
Did you hear the one about the guy in South Carolina at a town-hall meeting about health care reform who stood up and told his Congressman to "keep your government hands off my Medicare"?
True story. Really.